Lukesed, read this!

Oh my God Luke I was just looking through some of my old files on my computer and I found this little gem. Do you remember this from Mr. Preston's class? Good times man... (Note to all other members: you won't get this AT ALL so don't ask):






On May 18, 1980, Mt. St. Helens erupted. There were logs floating upright. This is irrefutable evidence that the theory of evolution is incorrect. This also shows that Charles Darwin was a loser who was void of any intelligence whatsoever. This also implies that Harry Potter and MTV are evil. This also proves that George Bush is the best President ever and knows what he is doing when he attacks random countries. This also validates the Patriot Act because if the logs are sideways the terrorists win. In conclusion, Satan has much power in this Universe but in the next world all of the logs will be upright and Christ will prevail.

lol I remember that movie and kind of remember that report thing.
remember when you got detention for putting your feet on someone's desk in his class?

Lol sort of. Wasn't I like leaning back in my seat or something? Dude he used to give out noons like crazy and half of them were for like no reason. I remember one day he gave you one and you did absolutely nothing wrong but he wouldnt take it back. LOL I remember almost exactly what you said: "If I get noons for doing absolutely nothing wrong, then it isn't much incentive for me to do right, now is it?" Lol... and then he's all like Dont talk back to me!! LOL

Ohhh was that about that gay movie we watched. with that dumb song that was like "Keeper of the Fiiiireeeee..keeper of the fiiiiiiiiiireeeeeee." ugh

i miss that creepy man and his disturbing see-through shirts. ugh.nightmares.

ahhh... good times... gooooood times...

keeper of the fire... keeper of the fire... da da da da da... that song couldn't have been better if the Beatles had sung it...

and i only remember the last line of that report... it's sticking out in my mind "in the end the logs will be upright and Christ shall prevail!"

dude did you know that they made us write another freakin paper on the same movie?!?!! i was so poed!

omg for real? haha that was the DUMBEST movie everrrr

got to love it when the best representation of your argument is a documentary from the 70's.

LOL

the movie sucked...

Crazy T-Shirt wrote:

"in the end the logs will be upright and Christ shall prevail!"

That's what she said.

haha omg

Johnny Rhythm wrote:

Crazy T-Shirt wrote:

"in the end the logs will be upright and Christ shall prevail!"

That's what she said.

...You just ruined a great inside joke with a stupid sex pun...

stupid sex puns are the best!

Usually, but not in this case...

It may have been ruined to those on the inside, but now those on the outside have something to laugh about, other than the great stupidity of...whatever this thing is

Well you didn't put it that way before...

what??

Lol Matt. I was watching an old episode of the X Files, and guess who it was about.

I don't know... the Mothman maybe??

BreakfastClub wrote:

I don't know... the Mothman maybe??

Lol you guessed. I burst out laughing when mulder said it.

LMAO. I'm sure you did. Did you ever see the movie?

I never saw the mothman movie, no. But I did look up the mothman and it takes about five minutes on google to find that the whole thing is a load of bullshit espoused by a bunch of conspiracy theorists. They think it was covered up by the men in black. Seriously.